what she says: I’m fine

what she means: Please watch In The Flesh on BBC3



Domino’s, Papa John’s & Pizza Hut are all exceptional at what they do. I will never not eat from them and that’s word to Big Bird.

Little Caesars can suck bout 4.3513 dicks with its bullshit pizzas and sides. That’s the real deal Holyfield.


Situation is escalating and all I want to do is watch ITF and or sleep

Something akin to a volcano on the verge of erupting is about to destroy my household

This may seem overly dramatic but I didn’t expect this to hit this soon and I’m a bit panicky


play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave